...Cannot be shown due to lack of visual appeal. Shall I describe it? It pretty much sums up the last week of training for me. Its my left butt cheek. And It is now 4 or 5 different colors, slightly resembling the northern lights. How did it get this way you might ask? Well its really quite simple. Try falling on it, in the exact same spot, 4 times over 3 days. Its a combination of ice burn and impact, really quite lovely. And very swollen. I can only sit on the right side of my butt. But you know what? thats ok! Because I don't need to sit when im skating.